Matt ([info]mattwagers) wrote,
@ 2004-04-05 21:14:00
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Current mood:explanatorily adequate
Current music:Such Great Heights / The Postal Service / Give Up

grammar follies
Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


How grammatically sound are you?
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Just to be clear: I think that quiz is perfectly absurd, in a non-amusing way. It has nothing to do with grammar [and nothing to do with what I study; except that I know how to vigorously delimit it from what I study], and everything to do with arbitrary rules of ‘accepted’ English, many of which oppose native competence. I bet that, in most of those questions, you probably had an instinct about how to complete the sentence, but then chose against that instinct. Knowing what stylebooks deem the correct past form of “sneak,” or not splitting infinitives, or whether or not to use “which” or “that” is useless pedantism [and I recognize the irony that I correctly answered all/most of the questions ... I’m a decent memorizer]. It doesn’t clarify meaning. Here is what prescriptivism misses in a big way: writing well has practically NOTHING to do with language, and everything to do with how well you can organize your thoughts. Sometimes I laugh at these things, but for some reason, sometimes [like right now] they piss me off.




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[info]smek
2004-04-05 07:26 pm UTC (link)
the postal service! i like them. the beginning effect of such great heights is so neat. another good song = the district sleeps alone tonight.

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[info]mattwagers
2004-04-05 07:37 pm UTC (link)
I agree. I also like 'Recycled Air' and 'Clark Gable.'

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[info]tigermelp
2004-04-05 09:41 pm UTC (link)
You and I both know that prescriptive grammar is bullshit. But we also know that it's socially entrenched bullshit. So it's going to take a little more than good old fashioned common sense to get it out of classrooms, standardized tests, and workplaces.

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[info]redscarfboy
2004-04-07 09:30 am UTC (link)
Can we all say to this together now: both snuck and sneaked are acceptable past tenses of sneak! Deal with it folks!!

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[info]howlingdervish
2004-04-09 10:21 am UTC (link)
hey...you seem cool...plus you're listening to the Postal Service, and you listed Iceland as an interest. Therefore you rock.

Add me?
(is it cool if i add you?)

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[info]mattwagers
2004-04-10 10:46 pm UTC (link)
ooh, you're from bynum. neat. what with its general store and all.

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[info]howlingdervish
2004-04-11 04:52 pm UTC (link)
bynum is very "neat".

yes yes

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[info]howlingdervish
2004-04-11 04:54 pm UTC (link)
wait wait wait...you know what bynum is? and you're not even in NC? that's the coolest thing i've ever heard of. wow. yay bynum.

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[info]mattwagers
2004-04-11 06:58 pm UTC (link)
i'm from NC. i went to the school of science and math in durham. i used to drive up 15-501 a lot.

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[info]howlingdervish
2004-04-11 07:34 pm UTC (link)
ohhhhh. fair nuff.

i go to DA. we had a meet against ncssm ummmm two weeks ago or something like that.

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